Tyler: "A man's gotta remember what a man's gotta remember."
Me: "Oh yeah? What does a man have to remember?"
Tyler: (Paused to think, then held up his fingers to indicate each number)
"Number one, never chew with your mouth open.
Number two, be nice to your wife.
Number three, take care of your kids."
Not sure whether this is in order of priority, but they all sound good to me. :)